…and then I launched my own secret society.

So there I was, staring at the gun. It was pointed at my face.

“How rude!” I thought to myself. But inside I was shaking with fear.

“This is really gonna hurt,” I heard myself say.

The guy holding the gun just laughed.

Wow, not good.

I gotta get out of here.

———Fast forward three years———>

My life has been a whirlwind in the last three years.

– Major mid-life crisis. Check.

– Divorce. Check.

– Nearly completely destroyed business. Check.

– Depression and suicidal. Check.

– Gratitude, finding and loving myself, new awesome relationship, exploding business, awesome life…

Check, check and check.

Yep it’s been a wild and awesome ride.

As I look back on the day when the gun was pointed my face, I see a major missed opportunity.

But if I didn’t have the last three crazy years I wouldn’t have even seen that day as pivotal.

“Wait, what? A gun shoved in your face isn’t pivotal?”

I know I hear you. Seems like it should be.

But at the time it just wasn’t. I was so engulfed in self-hatred at the time I couldn’t see incredible things right in front of me. I was living in a serious mental fog.

That day was pivotal because that was the day I decided to launch my own secret society.

I’ve studied secret societies for most of my life. It all started when I was a very young. My dad gave me a book titled “None Dare Call It Conspiracy.” I was immeditately hooked and since that time I’ve studied all these “secret societies” in extreme depth.

From that time forward I’ve hated how those secret societies and the REAL one-percenters run the world at our expense.

But then three years ago I had a brilliant plan. Why not start my own?

My good friend Doug Allen and I concocted the whole thing. It was an amazing plan…until…

…I lost my freakin’ mind and went off the deep end.

But now I’m back and better than ever and I’m launching that secret society now!

AND BIG!

This society is called “The Automati.” (Guess its not secret anymore. Damn.)

You’ll hear a lot more about it in the coming days and how you can join.

Stay tuned,

Matt “Illuminati Copier” Trainer

P.S. OK this is the “PS” part of the post where I give sidebar comments. I can’t think of anything today but I did find this cool video.

Really brings back old memories…  🙂

Yes the gun story is true.

The rest of that story coming in next email…

Stay tuned.

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Matt Trainer

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Kate Kliewer - April 27, 2015 Reply

Now THAT was a great example of emotional marketing, lol!!????

Ramona - May 3, 2015 Reply

Well Matt so good to meet you on your blog. I am a founding club member. Since you are on your journey with higher awareness I have a few things of interest that just might help raise the vibration of those people who are not quite getting the gratitude thing. Or have there set points for awareness fixed. You can contact me by e-mail. Great blog by the way. Thank you so much for all your efforts of being an unfolding amazing force. Ramona Stendardi

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