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So there I was, staring at the gun. It was pointed at my face.
“How rude!” I thought to myself. But inside I was shaking with fear.
“This is really gonna hurt,” I heard myself say.
The guy holding the gun just laughed.
Wow, not good.
I gotta get out of here.
———Fast forward three years———>
My life has been a whirlwind in the last three years.
– Major mid-life crisis. Check.
– Divorce. Check.
– Nearly completely destroyed business. Check.
– Depression and suicidal. Check.
– Gratitude, finding and loving myself, new awesome relationship, exploding business, awesome life…
Check, check and check.
Yep it’s been a wild and awesome ride.
As I look back on the day when the gun was pointed my face, I see a major missed opportunity.
But if I didn’t have the last three crazy years I wouldn’t have even seen that day as pivotal.
“Wait, what? A gun shoved in your face isn’t pivotal?”
I know I hear you. Seems like it should be.
But at the time it just wasn’t. I was so engulfed in self-hatred at the time I couldn’t see incredible things right in front of me. I was living in a serious mental fog.
That day was pivotal because that was the day I decided to launch my own secret society.
I’ve studied secret societies for most of my life. It all started when I was a very young. My dad gave me a book titled “None Dare Call It Conspiracy.” I was immeditately hooked and since that time I’ve studied all these “secret societies” in extreme depth.
From that time forward I’ve hated how those secret societies and the REAL one-percenters run the world at our expense.
But then three years ago I had a brilliant plan. Why not start my own?
My good friend Doug Allen and I concocted the whole thing. It was an amazing plan…until…
…I lost my freakin’ mind and went off the deep end.
But now I’m back and better than ever and I’m launching that secret society now!
This society is called “The Automati.” (Guess its not secret anymore. Damn.)
You’ll hear a lot more about it in the coming days and how you can join.
Matt “Illuminati Copier” Trainer
P.S. OK this is the “PS” part of the post where I give sidebar comments. I can’t think of anything today but I did find this cool video.
Really brings back old memories… 🙂
Yes the gun story is true.
The rest of that story coming in next email…