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Shiny objects from hell

These days 99% of all Internet marketing training is CRAP.shiny object


Only 3% of people ever actually use the training and prosper.

It’s because most Internet marketing product sellers don’t know how to structure training properly. And sadly, most don’t REALLY care about their customers. Peter and Andrew are the 1% exception to that.

And in just a couple hours they are going to be teaching LIVE how they have generated over $10 million via facebook and clickbank in over 100 niches.

They will be teaching how to do $100k a day like Peter does.

We get started in just two hours. Be there.

Training Date: TODAY, December 19th, 2013
Training Time: 5 PM EST
Registration Link

Yes of course there will be a product promoted at the end.
But don’t let that stop you from getting some awesome training from these guys.

I’ve seen what they have and it’s incredible.
It SHOULD be the standard for all Internet marketing training.

It’s THAT good.

See you on the training.

P.S. Today I’ve got NOTHING for you people that always scroll to the P.S. Just stop it and read the damn post!Β  πŸ™‚

P.P.S. OK I’ll put another registration link here

December 18, 2013

Why scarcity ruins lives…

Yesterday I sent an email about my friend Peter Parks who’s cranking out $100k/day on facebook.

Check it out here if you missed it.

A lot of people were excited by the numbers and by the fact that its not any blackhat BS. But a couple people
responded with the craziest scarcity mindset I’ve ever heard.

One guy wrote and said:

“Yeah right, if Peter were really making that much there’s
no way he would share it with the world! Why would you
when you can keep it quiet and keep all the money to yourself?”

It made me really stop and think how pervasive the scarcity mindset it.

In fact, it pissed me off.

Our world is so focused on LACK instead of ABUNDANCE.

It should be a crime and it should piss EVERYONE off.

Peter is one of the nicest and most humble people I know. Yes he does well but he TRULY LOVES helping others

He has an abundance mindset.Scarcity vs Abundance

Abundance means there’s an unlimited supply so why not share it with the world. Help as many people as possible because it’s awesome and makes you feel great to give back and share.

Scarcity means that you have to horde all you can. There’s not enough to go around! So f*@k everyone else, I’m getting mine and I’m not sharing SH!T! Oh and screwing over as many people as possible to get there helps too because “We can’t ALL be rich right?”


I REALLY hate the scarcity mindset. It’s such a downer to hear people rant when they are in full scarcity mode.

There truly is an unlimited supply of wealth and there’s no reason NOT to share and help others.

So join us this Thursday at 5 PM EST and learn exactly how to do $100,000 per day on facebook.

Register for the training here —>>>

Keep your mind focused on abundance.
It’s a much bigger and better world than you can imagine.

See ya tomorrow,
Matt “Abundance Like A Mofo” Trainer

P.S. Here’s the registration link again for you scrollers.

And then there was entropy…

I had a weird thought that hit me yesterday.Entropy

Internet marketing (along with everything else) is heavily influenced by entropy. In layman’s terms entropy refers the constant running down of things. For example, your car will always wear down and end up as a pile of rust.


An old, rusty, piece of crap car will never evolve into a new one.

It’s the 2nd law of thermodynamics. (For all you science nerds out there.)

I’ve been saying for years that NOW is the time to jump into Internet marketing heavily. Because NOW is the easiest it will ever be. And if you aren’t getting good NOW, then you are going to be woefully more and more behind.

– More people doing it
– Bigger companies involved
– Better technology
– Growing sophistication of audiences

All those things and more make Internet marketing constantly harder and harder to compete and do well.

Many of you may have seen this week’s launch of Jon Benson’s 3X VSL product.

This is a perfect example of entropy in action.

It’s leveling the playing field with new technology. What used to cost tens of thousands of dollars, weeks of work and extreme talent and expertise can now be done in minutes for 1/100th the cost.

It’s a game changer.

The problem is that now you are competing with everyone else that’s using his tool.

You simply can’t be without it now.

Without it, you got nailed by entropy. You are behind and sucking other’s tailpipes.

I have to admit that I am kinda pissed that Jon is releasing this. It makes anyone able to write high converting sales letters in minutes. Since I’m a copywriter, his tool really nails my bottom line. Now any “Joe Schmo” can compete directly with someone like me that spent years studying and perfecting my craft.

Frustrating to say the least.

But it’s launched so I may as well get some affiliate commissions right?! πŸ™‚

Go here to get it and my bonus

What’s my bonus?

I’ve been quietly working on a copywriting system to end all copywriting systems.

Jon’s tool is great but my copywriting system will make it 1000 times better. See, I’ve been heavily studying group hypnosis and how masses are influenced by specific language patterns.

These patterns aren’t your normal every day language. But used in sales they literally FORCE people to say yes to you. It’s unreal.

This is deep so PAY ATTENTION!

For example if I say to you:

“It’s time for you to forget to remember and remember to forget to buy through anyone else’s affiliate link because clicking NOW on my affiliate link will create the ability for you to remember how to remember to succeed beyond your wildest dreams. So go now and buy through my link.”

Reads weird right? And no I didn’t do any typos or mistaken grammar. That is a very strategically written sentence engineered to shut down your conscious brain. It doesn’t read every well but when you HEAR it your brain can’t keep up.

Your conscious brain just stutters and stops working for a second. All that’s left if your open, exposed and easily influenced unconscious brain.

Then all your unconscious brain hears is,
“I must BUY NOW through Matt’s link because it will help me succeed.”

Sounds crazy but it’s the same technique used by some of the worlds most influential speakers and entertainers.

When used in a video sales letter or on stage it’s INSANELY effective.

So I’m creating a course called “Group Hypnosis Copywriting” based on a ton of principles and technics like that.

WHEN you GO NOW and buy Jon Benson’s cool new tool through my link you’ll get free access to this course when I’m done with it.

My course is like strapping a supercharger onto Jon’s 3XVSL tool.

So stop forgetting to remember to click my link and GO NOW. πŸ™‚

Don’t let entropy nail you anymore. It’s NOT getting any easier.

Talk soon,
Matt “Entropy Can Kiss My Ass” Trainer

P.S. Any of you that are in my coaching program will get free access to my Group Hypnosis Copywriting course when it’s ready. Click here to apply to be in that group.

But you still will need Jon’s tool.

Otherwise you are still going to be way behind everyone else.

Go here now to get it before it’s gone.


Wanna play the Blame Game? It’s a blast!

One of my favorite games in the world is the Blame Game.blame-game-smaller

You all know it already. We are all taught to play it by our robotic, entitlement-driven society.

It’s a REALLY great game because you get to blame everything and everyone else for your problems.

You don’t have to take responsibility for ANYTHING.

It’s SO bad ass. I love it.

Let’s play it right now.

Let’s start with where I pissed off a lot of people in yesterday’s email.
(here’s a link in case you missed it)

In it I said:

“…at least be honest with your family and tell them that you are choosing to deprive them of the COMPENSATION spillover that THEY deserve…”

And then I said:

If you aren’t making what you are worth then you screwed up.

Whoa did that get Round One of the game going.

Here are some Blame Game responses that came firing back at me:

  • “Yeah but you already have money so it’s easy for you.”
  • “You have so many connections so of course this works great for you.”
  • “I’ve tried everything already and nothing works so it’s not my fault.”
  • “I don’t have any time. I work all day and then have to take care of my family at night.”

And my personal favorite (this one gets me going every time):

  • “You are SO LUCKY. Not all of us are as lucky as you are so it’s not the same for us.”

Wow isn’t this game great!

This game clearly defines how easy life is.

That is, compared to taking responsibility for your mess and doing some actual work.

You should play the Blame Game all day long…forever. So awesome.

Or you COULD study, get some coaching, work your ass off and OWN your life.

Some people did that and got results like you see on this page.

But all that’s way too hard and apparently you have to be “lucky”.

So screw all that.

Just stay broke and broken and depressed. The Blame Game makes it all possible.

Talk soon,
Matt “So Lucky” Trainer

P.S. If you aren’t a fan of the Blame Game…

If you would prefer to work hard and set yourself free…

If you would rather not rely on luck…

If you want results like you see here

Then stop blaming, take some action and let me help you start kicking ass.

Go here to learn more and get started.


Is your brain worth $100 million?

Hell no it isn’t! Your brain is worth BILLIONS!You are worth more than this

Maybe more.

“You have a level of COMPETENCE in delivering your brilliance or professional service. You deserve to be COMPENSATED for that brilliance.

If you aren’t, you have a combination of a COMMUNICATION gap, a CLARITY gap and a COMMITMENT gap. I can help with that…

If you’d rather CHANGE your COMPENSATION to be on par with your COMPETENCE, then hit me up.

In the alternative, at least be honest with your family and tell them that you are choosing to deprive them of the COMPENSATION spillover that THEY deserve because you’d rather operate WITHOUT help than with.

And then let them help you decide.”

My buddy Kevin Nations posted that on Facebook the other day. Simply brilliant.

Let me put it another way:

If you aren’t making what you are worth then you screwed up.

I know. I’ve been there. But no more.

I made a DECISION to be compensated for my competence.

You should too. Right f’ing now.

I can help you.

Apply here for one of the few spots available

Talk soon,

P.S. Are you sick of leaving money on the table?

One guy I talked to today made $40,000 in the FIRST WEEK using my systems.

Why aren’t you?

Apply to work with me here.

“Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.”
– Andy Dufresne

The Fetal Position: Not just for babies anymore

girl-cryingThis was a rough week for me personally.

I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve been going through a bit of a mid-life crisis. I really hate that term but I don’t know what else to call it.

I think my next email might have the subject line:
“Why my midlife crisis is bullshit”

Anyway, it’s been an emotional roller coaster for me the last few weeks. This week I hit bottom. I ended up on my couch in the fetal position crying like a little girl.

So nutty.

It all started a few weeks ago.

I signed up to attend a 10-day “get your shit straight” retreat. At the retreat there’s no contact with the outside world. No phone, no internet, no email, no TV, no radio, no contact at all with anyone you know. It’s just 10 straight days of dealing with all your “shit” and getting it straight.

It’s not a silent retreat. The retreat focuses on everything negative that happened to you from birth to about 13 years old. During those formative years we are by nature very self-centered. So anything negative can affect your behavior for the rest of your life.

Usually we end up doing one of two things:

  1. Mimicking the bad behaviors of our parents to try to “win their love”
  2. Rebelling against those behaviors

The problem is that those behaviors get deeply programmed and we run on autopilot repeating them over and over.

In my prep for this retreat they had me to do an 8-hour-long assessment of any potential negative behaviors I have “inherited” from my parents. That exercise really created some emotional issues for me.

I started remembering so many crazy things from my childhood that I’d completely forgotten about or “repressed”.

It’s gotta be one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.

All seemed to be fine until the next day.

I was having a typical Internet business day when I got an email. It was from someone trying to get in on the postcard traffic call with Luke and me.

They couldn’t connect.

This has been an ongoing issue so I got pretty upset about it.

Ok let me rephrase that:

I completely LOST IT.

I mean I COMPLETELY fell apart.

I ended up in balled up a fetal position crying my guts out for several hours.

WTF? Yeah I know.

What I realize now is that exercise I did a few days ago released some pent up emotions and memories that were DECADES old. It was like a volcano blowing its top. I couldn’t stop it if I wanted to. It was an unreal sight and pretty embarrassing but real nonetheless.

The good news is that my volcano has vented and now I feel some weight lifted. I’m still walking around in a bit of a funk but much better than I was.

I’ve struggled to sit down and write an email for many days now.

All I could do was stare at the screen. So weird.

Now you know why you haven’t heard from me.

Anyway, on Thursday I leave for this retreat. I’m not sure what’s gonna happen but from what I’ve heard about it, I’ll come back a different person…sorta.

I’m scared and excited at the same time.

Not sure where I’m going for this email so I’ll stop there.

I’ll be in touch this week before I head out for 10 days.

Talk soon,
Matt “Little Girl” Trainer

P.S. Feels weird to do a promo of any sort in this email. But MANY people had an issue with connecting to the postcard traffic call so I’ll just put the replay link here.

Or here’s the bare link:



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