You know those days when you have a song stuck in your head?
Crazy Mary
All day today I’ve had “Crazy Mary” by Big Head Todd and the Monsters in my head.

It’s an amazing song…maybe the best ever.

Check it out on YouTube here

Haha! Now YOU will have it stuck in YOUR head!  :)

That song got me thinking today.

In the last year I’ve made a TON of changes in my life. I’ve restructured almost my entire life. Some of it was my decision to live more authentically. But, most of it was decided for me and that part sucked.


The worst part is having my entire circle of friends “restructured.”

Thing is, once I decided to start living the life I want to live, a lot of people didn’t get it.

Most still don’t. Change is hard for most people, especially wholesale changes. Sadly, in the end, most people will hate you if you start changing a lot of things about yourself. But that’s the ONLY way you will ever grow and live the life you want to live.

Change is required for success so embrace it.

Just don’t be surprised when people pull away from you.

The great thing is the universe has a magical way of putting you exactly where you are supposed to be. Your circle of influence is fluid and will change many times in your life. Every time its exactly what you need whether you know it or not.

The lyrics for Crazy Mary are all about embracing change.

At the risk of ripping off Nike…

Just do it. Troubles won’t pass you by, but someone will always have your back.

Talk soon,
Matt “Crazy Mary Won’t Get Out Of My Head” Trainer

P.S. One of the BIG changes I’ve made this year is embracing social media for my business, especially Instagram.

The results have been awesome. I owe it all to this amazing woman.

Forbes magazine recently said “Instagram is shaping up to be the world’s most powerful selling tool.”

From what I’ve seen I agree. Instagram is my new “secret” traffic source.

Get in now before the rush happens like what happened with Facebook a few years ago.

It’s still wide open on Instagram. Learn how to do it right >>>>>




Death is good for youWARNING:  This blog post is not for the faint of heart. It’s crazy. It doesn’t make any sense. Most will say I’m crazy or full of shit. It is what it is. Believe it or not, what you are about to read is all true.

Gasping for breath…

Not finding any…

My life is flashing before my eyes. In my soul I know I’m just minutes away from death if I can’t get some air in my lungs.

I’m drowning internally.

—Three Months Previously—

Walking out from the mastermind meeting I was shaking my head.

A good friend showed me a wild internet business idea he had.
I told him he’s crazy to mess with it. It’s too on the edge to be viable, much less sustainable.

Besides, it’s “black hat”. I usually dismiss those ideas outright.

Black hat usually means its against terms of service to some company like Google.

More importantly, black hat tactics don’t create win-win situations.

But over those last three months my friend went on the bank some ridiculous profits from his “crazy” idea.

He tells me that he’s averaging over $10k a day in profit and hardly looks at it. And the best part, it’s creating win-win-win situations for everyone involved.

Now I’m intrigued…

As I laid there on what I had firmly come to believe was my death bed, it hit me.

I hadn’t been living life on my terms.

As I struggled to breathe I realized at that moment that life is for living and I’m gonna live it. If I come out of this insane respiratory failure I’m changing things.

Time to make some shit happen.

Time to stop playing small.

—Present Day—

I’m staring at the numbers and I just can’t believe them. This is the biggest business deal of my life. This will net me seven figures a month. It’s hard to believe but it’s true. I’ve hit the mother lode.

After surviving the worst case of pneumonia that my doctor had ever seen, I’m changing things up.

Being that close to death changed me. I now firmly believe that death is a good thing. It makes us appreciate life. It makes us strive to leave this world a better place. It gives us extreme focus.

So extreme we invent arbitrary things to mark our existence here on earth.

Think about this. If we didn’t die, would time exist? I say no.

Time is an illusion that only appears to exist because we die. We are all quietly counting down until we pass away. If we didn’t die, why would we even care what time it was?  We wouldn’t. The concept wouldn’t even make sense.

There is nothing but now. The present.

There is nothing else. So live in it.

I hear you…

You are saying, “So what? What in the world does this have to do with making money on the Internet?”

Only this…

You will die one day.

Make sure you’ve lived.

Take opportunities when they come.

On my “death bed” I realized that I’ve pissed away MANY opportunities and ideas. I’ve played small because I’ve been concerned about what other people will think.

Not anymore. Death motivated me. Death is good for us.

So I have a crazy idea.

I have a lot of crazy ideas.

This one is particularly crazy.


Because no one will believe it.

The old saying – “If it seems to good to be true then it probably is.” – has really screwed up any new idea including the Internet.

So at risk of being thought “crazy” or “weird” or “out there”…

…I’m not hesitating with this one.

I’m just going for it.

Here’s the main idea:

I’ve come up with a way to do affiliate marketing that’s 100% automated and makes money on EVERY campaign.

How many times have you created campaign after campaign with only one out of 10 or 20 creating profit?

I figured out a crazy way around it.

This idea would be considered “black hat” by some that don’t understand. But it’s not. It only APPEARS to be.

Here’s the wildest part. It makes 1000′s of dollars a day in profit…completely hands free. All you did is sit back and watch the money roll in. You LITERALLY don’t have to do anything. You do NOTHING and the money just gets deposited into your bank account.

Interested? You should be.

Here’s the gist:
- Make big money without doing a damn thing
- Upside is unlimited
- No experience required
- No paid traffic to deal with
- No traffic AT ALL to deal with
- No campaigns to give you migraines
- No website needed
- No money needed either!
- Literally NO WORK required

I know it sounds hypey and completely unbelievable but it’s completely true.

I’m calling it:
“Automated CPA Income”

Here’s all you need to make it work:
- CPA network account(s)
- Some sort of business entity that’s tied to the CPA network account
- A bank account in the business name for the CPA accounts to deposit profits into

That’s it! Seriously.

You SHOULD be saying in your head, “Yeah right!”

I would too. This sounds completely ludicrous.

But it’s not I assure you.

Here’s the deal. I have created and perfected a way to make this work and I need people to partner with me.


Because of strategic relationships I’ve created, I now have more leads and traffic than I can handle. I’m currently forced to shut down campaigns because I can’t put any more leads into my existing accounts. I’m losing out on 10s of thousands of dollars EVERY day because I can’t handle all the traffic and leads.

It’s a good problem to have but still sucks.

Simply put, I need more CPA network accounts to send traffic, leads and sales to.

So if you are sick of doing actual work and just want to make money without doing a damn thing, then click this link to apply to partner with me.

If we are a match then we can get on the phone and I’ll give you the details.

My team and I do all the work and you just collect a portion of the profits.

Click this link to apply

Life is for living.

So get crazy. Get motivated and swing hard for the fences. You WILL hit some home runs.

Automated CPA Income is one.  Apply today.

Talk soon,
Matt “Off His Friggin’ Rocker” Trainer

P.S. I realize this email sounds really nutso and uses language you only hear on the worst bizop sales letters.

I only wish I could hype it more because it’s very real.

I need more CPA network accounts to send traffic, leads and sales to. It’s worth several million a year and I’m not just going to sit by and let this pass.

Partner with me and make 100% Automated CPA Income.

Click here to apply

No money needed



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